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  SYLVANUS   Sylvanus is a Brooklyn-based exemplar of human agency, who occasionally writes in the third person. Other times, I don't.

SYLVANUS

Sylvanus is a Brooklyn-based exemplar of human agency, who occasionally writes in the third person. Other times, I don't.

  CURATORS    Supposing the art world is a Portuguese man o' war — a sublimely   colored and venomous   colony of specialized polyps living in concert — curators would be the  gastrozooids ,  responsible for supplying the colony with nutrients .

CURATORS

Supposing the art world is a Portuguese man o' wara sublimely colored and venomous colony of specialized polyps living in concertcurators would be the gastrozooidsresponsible for supplying the colony with nutrients.

  DEALERS   Continuing until the comparison is beached and desiccated: a rt dealers are the  dactylzooids , the defending, potentially paralyzing tentacles capable of excruciating pain.

DEALERS

Continuing until the comparison is beached and desiccated: art dealers are the dactylzooids, the defending, potentially paralyzing tentacles capable of excruciating pain.

  CRITICS    Art critics are the  pneumatophore   ,   the gas-filled bladder that gives the creatures their name (supposedly the man 'o war resembles a type of 18th century Portuguese frigate by the same name).  

CRITICS

Art critics are the pneumatophorethe gas-filled bladder that gives the creatures their name (supposedly the man 'o war resembles a type of 18th century Portuguese frigate by the same name). 

  PATRONS    "Patrons"   are the  man-of-war fish   ,    a symbiotic organism that feeds on the   man o' war's regenerative tentacles while acting as a lure for larger prey. Patrons (without scare quotes) are  ocean currents  directing the flow of men o' war and other plankton, while under the direction of greater physical forces like wind, temperature, and salinity.

PATRONS

"Patrons" are the man-of-war fish a symbiotic organism that feeds on the man o' war's regenerative tentacles while acting as a lure for larger prey. Patrons (without scare quotes) are ocean currents directing the flow of men o' war and other plankton, while under the direction of greater physical forces like wind, temperature, and salinity.

  COLLABORATORS    Supposing the art world is a     …     collaborators are the  gonozooids   ,   the procreative polyps that ensure future colonies in their coupling.   Dear Gonozooids, It's the ocean writing, on the lookout for talent, for dialogue, fellowship, and mutual support. For those seeking to work more closely with Sylvanusylvania, LLC, the following positions are currently available:  

COLLABORATORS

Supposing the art world is a  collaborators are the gonozooidsthe procreative polyps that ensure future colonies in their coupling.

Dear Gonozooids,
It's the ocean writing, on the lookout for talent, for dialogue, fellowship, and mutual support. For those seeking to work more closely with Sylvanusylvania, LLC, the following positions are currently available:  

BOARD OF DIRECTOR(S)

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CHAIRPERSON, FOUNDER

 

OPERATING COMMITTEE

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CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER

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CO-PRESIDENT-WEST

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CO-PRESIDENT-EAST

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GLOBAL HEAD OF PRIVATE WEALTH MANAGEMENT

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CO-HEAD OF INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT

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HEAD OF EUROPE INSTITUTIONAL SALES & TRADING

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CO-HEAD OF GLOBAL COMMODITIES

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CEO, SYLVANUSYLVANIA CHINA CORE

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GLOBAL HEAD OF INSTITUTIONAL SECURITIES GROUP OPERATIONS

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CO-HEAD OF GLOBAL CAPITAL MARKETS

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CHIEF RISK OFFICER

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GLOBAL HEAD OF STRATEGIES AND TECHNOLOGY, INSTITUTIONAL SECURITIES

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GLOBAL CO-HEAD OF EQUITIES

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CO-HEAD OF GLOBAL COMMODITIES

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REGIONAL HEAD OF LATIN AMERICA

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GLOBAL HEAD OF INTEREST RATES CURRENCY & CREDIT

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CO-HEAD OF GLOBAL CAPITAL MARKETS

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GLOBAL HEAD OF HUMAN RESOURCES

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VICE-CHAIRPERSON, RETAIL BANKING GROUP

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EVP, CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER AND CO-HEAD OF STRATEGIC PLANNING

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PRESIDENT OF SYLVANUSYLVANIA MARKETS JAPAN

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CHIEF LEGAL OFFICER

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CHAIR OF COMPENSATION COMMITTEE

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PRESIDENT AND CIO SYLVANUSYLVANIA REAL ESTATE INVESTING

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CHIEF ADMINISTRATIVE OFFICER AND SECRETARY

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GLOBAL DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT

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EVP, HEAD OF BANK MODEL COLLECTING

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CHAIR OF AUDIT COMMITTEE

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GLOBAL HEAD OF INSTITUTIONAL SALES AND TRADING

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GLOBAL CO-HEAD OF EQUITIES

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CO-HEAD OF INSTITUTIONAL CLIENTS AND SERVICES

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GLOBAL HEAD OF CURRICULA 

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PRESIDENT, $¥£-$¥£ CONSUMER PRODUCTS WORLDWIDE

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GLOBAL HEAD OF INTEREST RATE CURRENCY & CREDIT DISTRIBUTION

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CEO SYLVANUSYLVANIA ASIA, CHAIRMAN $¥£- $¥£ INVESTING

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HEAD OF COMPANYWIDE TECHNOLOGY AND OPERATIONS

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HEAD OF NATIONAL INTEGRATION

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PRESIDENT, RETAIL BANKING GROUP

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DIRECTOR, EMERGING CONCEPTUAL INDUSTRIES PROGRAM

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CHIEF EXAMINER, $¥£-$¥£ PARTNERSHIP PROGRAM

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HEAD OF CREATIVE INVESTMENT

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DIRECTOR OF ADVERTISING, KEEPER OF THE BRAND

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OFFICE MANAGER, $¥£-$¥£ STUDIOS

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CO-HEAD OF INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT

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PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER

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DIRECTOR, $¥£-$¥£ INTERACTIVE MEDIA GROUP

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CHIEF DEVELOPER, $¥£-$¥£ PARKS AND RESORTS

 

KEY EXECUTIVES BY DIVISION

CARTOMANCERS’ GUILD

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GRANDMASTER, DIVISION PRESIDENT

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CARTOGRAPHER GENERAL, MASTER, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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HOUSEMASTER OF CARDS, MASTER, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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PAPER TREASURER, MASTER, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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DREAD AUTHENTICATOR, JOURNEYMAN

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PULP BOY, JOURNEYMAN

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INK WEASEL, JOURNEYMAN

 

EIGHT LEMNISCATES PRESS

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SENIOR LIBRARIAN, DIVISION PRESIDENT

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SENIOR ARCHIVIST, DIVISION SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT

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EDITOR IN KNIFE, VICE PRESIDENT

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INFINITE HERALD, VICE PRESIDENT

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SECRETARY OF PEER REVIEW BOARD

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CHANCELLOR OF THE LEMNISCATE CURIA

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SPOKESPERSON, UNION OF LIMNERS

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SPOKESPERSON, UNION OF CALLIGRAPHERS

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DIRECTOR OF AFFILIATES PROGRAM

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EDITOR, PANGLOSS BOOK OF RHETORIC

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DIRECTOR, $¥£-$¥£ ARCHIVE OF SECURITY ENVELOPES [SASE]

 

ILLITERATI SYSTEMS

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QUORUM SERAPH, DIVISION PRESIDENT

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CHERUB LIMNER, DIVISION SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT

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ESQUIRE OF THRONES, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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PRELATE LEXICOGRAPHER, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

 

PURPURE DIAGRAMMATICS

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PURPURE LAUREATE, DIVISION PRESIDENT

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DEAN OF POLYMATHS, DIVISION SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT

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PURPURE PROFESSOR EMERITUS, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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CHAIR OF DIAGRAMMATICS, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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SECRETARY OF PENTASOPHS, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT

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DIRECTOR OF THE PURPURE THINK TANK

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CHAIR, COMMISSION ON STANDARD DEVIATION

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CHAIR, COMMISSION ON THE ANARCHO-NORMATIVE

 

THE CARAMEL CROW

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CORVUS TSAR, DIVISION PRESIDENT, 12TH DEGREE

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INSPECTOR CONFRATERNAL, DIVISION VICE PRESIDENT, 11TH DEGREE

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DIVISION EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT - HUMAN CAPITAL, 11TH DEGREE

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CHARGÉ D’ADDAIRES, VICE PRESIDENT, 10TH DEGREE

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CHIEF ATTACHÉ, VICE PRESIDENT, 10TH DEGREE

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CORVUS GUARDIAN, VICE PRESIDENT, 10TH DEGREE

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AUCTIONEER, 9TH DEGREE

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GROUNDSKEEPER, 9TH DEGREE

 

NOTED SPECIALISTS

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CHIEF OF SECURITY

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SERGEANT AT ARMS, $¥£-$¥£ MILITIA

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HIGH COMMISSIONER OF COPYRIGHTS

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RESIDENT MYSTAGOGUE

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SECRETARY, $¥£-$¥£ CORP OF METAPHYSICIANS

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RESIDENT SYNAESTHETIC

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RESIDENT POLYGLOT (CLASSICAL)

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RESIDENT POLYGLOT (PROTO-MAYAN)

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RESIDENT POLYGLOT (上古漢語)

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RESIDENT LAPIDARIST

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RESIDENT MODAL REALIST

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HUNGER ARTIST IN RESIDENCE

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SECRETARY, $¥£-$¥£ ARCHITECTURAL COMMISSION

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CHIEF LOBBYIST TO THE BUREAU OF INDIAN AFFAIRS

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MEDIA PERSONA

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RESIDENT PSYCHOPOMPOS

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EXECUTIVE DOUBLE

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CHIEF PROPAGANDIST

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RESIDENT HANDWRITING EXPERT AND SIMULATOR

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CHAIR, SPECIAL ENVOY TO CELEBRITIES

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SAVANT HANDLER

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SPECIAL ENVOY TO THE OFFICE OF INTERGOVERNMENTAL AFFAIRS

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ANTARCTIC AMBASSADOR

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RESIDENT POÉTE MAUDIT

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WARDEN, COUNCIL FOR QUALITY CONTROL

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CHAIR, SPECIAL COUNCIL ON INFLUENCE

 

SYLVANUSYLVANIA SCHOLARS PROGRAM

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, RESTORATION AND CONSERVATION

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, APPLIED METALLURGY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, PARACONSISTENT LOGIC

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, DATA ARCHITECTONICS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, TELEOLOGICAL FORENSICS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, PHARMACOLOGY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, GAME THEORY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, SIGNAL JAMMING

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, PARANORMAL ANTHROPOLOGY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, HOSTILE ANASTYLOSIS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, APPLIED SPHRAGISTICS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, CONSUMER PSYCHOLOGY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, EGYPTOLOGY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, TISSUE PRESERVATION

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, HEURISTIC ASTROPHYSICS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, TACTICAL KERAUNOPATHY

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, ALTERNATIVE AESTHETICS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, STUDIO FORTIFICATION

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, PALINGENESIS

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SENIOR SCHOLAR, PRODUCT TESTING

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TEAM LEADER, TAXIS ARMOR RESEARCH

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TEAM LEADER, NOVEL TESTAMENT RESEARCH

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TEAM LEADER, BUSINESS CARD EPIDEMIOLOGY

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TEAM LEADER, AUTOSCHEMATIC ENGINE RESEARCH

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TEAM LEADER, MNEMONIC CORPSE PROJECT

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TEAM LEADER, OCCAM’S SAFETY RAZOR TEAM

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TEAM LEADER, THE HUMAN BESTIARY

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TEAM LEADER, THE AD ABSURDUM LAB


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