GOLD CARD STANDARD
Like all GOLD CARDS issued by Sylvanusylvania LLC, your Standard-Class card is wholly constructed from a repurposed promotional, found, or defunct ISO/IEC 7810 ID-1 sized card, harvested in nature. Our cards are never grown in a lab or pressed in a factory. Each card face is gilded by hand and ready for display. The reverse of your card is stamped, numbered, and inscribed for your security, eagerly awaiting the flourish of your endorsement.
MEMBER BENEFITS:
- proof of arts patronage
- an inert charge card with zero-utility
- entertainment access
- ownership of shiny object
- no pre-set limits or annual fees
- no credit bureau reporting
- modest one-time joining fee of $150 USD
GOLD CARD ADVANTAGE
Our Advantage-Class cards are for the arts community, awarded to individuals in exchange for artwork or artistic collaboration. As such, there is no application process or membership fee.
Advantage-Class cardholders enjoy all the benefits of the Standard-Class, including a physically indistinct GOLD CARD, save for the words "Advantage-Class" on the reverse side.
ADDITIONAL BENEFITS INCLUDE:
- token of credit with zero line of credit
- evidence of a non-transferrable event
- 2nd-class relic (pending canonization)
- doctored piece of commercial ephemera
- potential joy of filing a 1099-B form
- more
- much more
GOLD CARD PREMIER
The Premier-Class GOLD CARD is awarded at the behest of Sylvanusylvania, LLC to individuals who successfully complete a GOLD CARD challenge. Premier-Class cards have the distinction of a painted number (from 10 to 99), chosen by the awardee to embellish the face of her awarded card.
The current GOLD CARD challenge is to film the following commercial.
Sylvanusylvania, LLC is the sole judge for determining success in a GOLD CARD challenge. Participation is voluntary, at the risk and cost of the participants involved, and does NOT obligate SYLVANUSYLVANIA, LLC to do any action whatsoever.